The Rogue Nation of DSN75 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.783 billion DSN75ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.
The frighteningly efficient DSN75ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,333 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
"Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and windows in Buenos Aires don't have much of a view. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN75's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cliodhna.
DSN75 is ranked 264,314th in the world and 881st in Mikes Hope for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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DSN75, windows in Buenos Aires don't have much of a view.
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DSN75, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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DSN75, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
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DSN75, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.
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DSN75, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
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DSN75 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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DSN75, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
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DSN75, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
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DSN75, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
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DSN75, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.




































