The Colony of Dryanmar is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.271 billion Dryanmarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Dryanmarian economy, worth 128 trillion Kyats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,798 Kyats, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, water fights now end with thousands dead, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dryanmar's national animal is the Green Peafowl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dryanmar is ranked 212,295^th in the world and 17^th in Dritish Empire for Largest Black Market, with 396 billion Standard Monetary Units.