The Holy Empire of Druzzog is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Draconis with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.565 billion Druzzogians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draconia. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Druzzogian economy, worth 828 trillion Scaleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,468 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Draconis, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Druzzog's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holy Church of Dragons.

Druzzog is ranked 269,266^th in the world and 206^th in Kantrias for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.