The Queendom of Drunk Minoan is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Forte population. The hard-working, cynical population of 313 million Drunk Minoanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The strong Drunk Minoanian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Minoan Staters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,861 Minoan Staters, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, surveillance cameras are banned, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a problem. Drunk Minoan's national animal is the Forte, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Drunk Minoan is ranked 174,409^th in the world and 19^th in Minos for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 923.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.