The Colony of Drukraine is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.22 billion Drukrainians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Drukrainian economy, worth 123 trillion Soviet rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,473 Soviet rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,530 per year while the poor average 3,477, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drukraine's national animal is the Nightingale, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Drukraine is ranked 57,700^th in the world and 52^nd in UEGDL Soviet Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,477.8 Standard Monetary Units.