The Circle of Druids is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Head Druid with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The quiet, industrious population of 15.071 billion Druidsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Druidsian economy, worth 787 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,226 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the first half of cabinet meetings include The Head Druid complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Druids has found 1 easter egg), and the media seems excessively interested in what The Head Druid is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druids's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druidry.

Druids is ranked 284,043^rd in the world and 1^st in Druids for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.