The Socialist Kingdom of Dronevia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 665 million Dronevians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everhollow. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dronevian economy, worth 56.3 trillion Dronevian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,604 Dronevian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dronevia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dronevia is ranked 122,164^th in the world and 1^st in Appalachiana for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,713.91 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.