The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.249 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth an astonishing 17,012 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 624,318 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, it is an honour for assistant regional managers to be buried alongside their bosses, and nations across the world are quick to praise The Unspeakable One's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 199,153^rd in the world and 7,782^nd in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 34.6 on the Clooney Contribution Index.