The Commonwealth of Drofheid is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Jan de Zeerover with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.876 billion Drofheidens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dievenstad. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drofheidian economy, worth 627 trillion munts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 106,668 munts, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, there's no representation without taxation, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drofheid's national animal is the sneaky parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Western Astrology.

Drofheid is ranked 51,734^th in the world and 8^th in The Rough Caribbean for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.8 percentage of bribes refused.