The Republic of Dritish Ontario is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Dritish Ontarioans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Dritish Ontarioan economy, worth 1.39 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,414 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,375 per year while the poor average 3,787, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dritish Ontario's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Dritish Ontario is ranked 322,419^th in the world and 134^th in Dritish Empire for Largest Black Market, with 2.00 billion Standard Monetary Units.