The Dictatorship of Drewbana is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.638 billion Drewbanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megaloton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Drewbanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,463 trillion Dayoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 329,145 Dayoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,260,761 per year while the poor average 17,139, a ratio of 131 to 1.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply, and air fresheners are the most popular solution to gas leaks. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drewbana's national animal is the Neplam ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loyalty.

Drewbana is ranked 105,671^st in the world and 2^nd in RKS System for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,470.43 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.