Population | 14.246 billion |
Capital | Megaloton |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Loyalty |
Currency | Dayo |
Animal | Neplam ant |
The Dictatorship of Drewbana is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.246 billion Drewbanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megaloton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Drewbanan economy, worth a remarkable 4,815 trillion Dayoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 338,019 Dayoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,758,436 per year while the poor average 35,091, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.
Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Dayoes. Crime is a problem. Drewbana's national animal is the Neplam ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loyalty.
Drewbana is ranked 204,204th in the world and 2nd in RKS System for Most Stationary, with 42.90242393132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drewbana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Dayoes.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
- : Following new legislation in Drewbana, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.