Population | 7.605 billion |
Capital | Kurtis Town |
Leader | Danny Gonzalez |
Currency | Endorsement |
Animal | Youtuber |
The Youtube Channel of Drew Gooden is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Danny Gonzalez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.605 billion Little Stinkers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurtis Town. The average income tax rate is 88.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Little Stinkerite economy, worth 853 trillion Endorsements a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,218 Endorsements, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drew Gooden's national animal is the Youtuber, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Drew Gooden is ranked 264,021st in the world and 65th in Boston for Safest, scoring 13.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drew Gooden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic and Most Avoided.
- : Drew Gooden was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Drew Gooden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Gooden, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Gooden, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Gooden, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Gooden, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Gooden, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Drew Gooden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Drew Gooden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.