The Dritish Colony of Drermuda is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.31 billion Drermudans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Drermudan economy, worth 217 trillion Drermudan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,593 Drermudan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Drermudan Petrel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drermuda's national animal is the Drermudan Petrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Drermuda is ranked 34,726^th in the world and 1^st in Dritish Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.