The Dritish Colony of Drenada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-working population of 3.139 billion Drenadans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint George's. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The powerhouse Drenadan economy, worth 231 trillion Drenadan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,595 Drenadan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drenada's national animal is the Drenada Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Drenada is ranked 188,566^th in the world and 7^th in Dritish Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.