The Colony of Drelarus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.251 billion Drelarusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Drelarusian economy, worth 15.9 trillion Soviet rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. Average income is 7,074 Soviet rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drelarus's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drelarus is ranked 67,501^st in the world and 2^nd in UEGDL Soviet Union for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.