The Republic of Dreamsinker is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.162 billion Dreamsinkerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sink. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Dreamsinkerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,675 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,956 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dreamsinker's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Dreamsinker is ranked 22,352nd in the world and 2nd in Occupied Mars for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,811.17 Standard Monetary Units.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners.
- : Dreamsinker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.