The Allied Socialist States of Dratrium is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Salla Mideur with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 19.273 billion Dratriumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dratriumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,944 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dratrium's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Dratrium is ranked 23,551st in the world and 2nd in Kyodeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,090.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
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Dratrium, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
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Dratrium, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
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Dratrium, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents.
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Dratrium, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
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Dratrium, most towns have their Salla Mideur High School located on Salla Mideur Street.
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Dratrium, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units.
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Dratrium, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
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Dratrium, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
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Dratrium, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested.
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Dratrium, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.







































