The Dictatorship of Drastuun is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ulmarr Stalrik with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.578 billion Drastuunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstal. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.

The strong Drastuunian economy, worth 215 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,549 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Three extra hay bales are rolled into Drastuun's gold vaults every year, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drastuun's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Drastuun is ranked 87,674^th in the world and 302^nd in Concord for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,107.93 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.