The Republic of Drantigua is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.242 billion Drantiguans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The a Drantiguan economy, worth 196 trillion Drantiguan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,656 Drantiguan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, army rations are served on silver platters, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drantigua's national animal is the Fallow Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drantigua is ranked 97,871^st in the world and 6^th in Dritish Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.