The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.128 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 29,021 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 657,668 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,442,725 per year while the poor average 67,402, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Dragyn's pristine beaches, foreign workers are flooding in as altcoins flood out, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 230^th in the world and 1^st in Anarchy for Highest Average Incomes, with 657,668.56 Standard Monetary Units.