The Lostchild-backed Government of Dragon Waifu is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by George Bernstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 2.707 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big 'Stein Island. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Dragon economy, worth 61.1 trillion Personal Data from UK Governments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,585 Personal Data from UK Governments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and the military has quashed a recent coup attempt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragon Waifu's national animal is the Golden Hawking, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Temple of YT Shorts with extra lobotomy.

Dragon Waifu is ranked 18,730^th in the world and 1^st in Motricland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,650.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.