The Oppressed Peoples of Dragnania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dragnon The Dentally Challenged with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.716 billion Dragnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teleorman. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The powerhouse Dragnanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,435 trillion rublas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 154,937 rublas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,131,587 per year while the poor average 6,577, a ratio of 172 to 1.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, nude art is becoming wildly popular, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragnania's national animal is the hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Graftianism.

Dragnania is ranked 12,515^th in the world and 159^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 135.8 kickbacks per hour.