The Kingdom of Dragar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rennoc Gold with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 20.622 billion Dragarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dragarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Emeralds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,063 Emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Dragar are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, Existence has been named as Dragar's national religion, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragar's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Existence.

Dragar is ranked 241,894^th in the world and 1^st in Segni for Most Primitive, scoring -130.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.