The Legion of Draco Astarte is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.885 billion Draco Astarteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Draco Astartean economy, worth 338 trillion Solar Kronees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 49,228 Solar Kronees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draco Astarte's national animal is the Salamander.

Draco Astarte is ranked 115,804^th in the world and 4^th in Undead Puppets for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.15 law-abiding acts per hour.