The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.375 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,142 trillion Hourglasses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 399,485 Hourglasses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,656,621 per year while the poor average 22,922, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and slavers are real nutters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 88,660^th in the world and 24^th in Equestria for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,051.81 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.