Most Valuable International Artwork: 171stLargest Gambling Industry: 176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 432nd
The Timey Wimey Adventurer of
Father Knows Best State
Allons-y!
Time Turner
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dr Hooves

Population6.653 billion

CapitalEquestria
LeaderTime Turner
FaithCards

CurrencyHourglass
AnimalPony

The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.653 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Hourglasses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 258,665 Hourglasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 256,628th in the world and 109th in Equestria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1.85 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 171stLargest Gambling Industry: 176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,297thLargest Mining Sector: 1,421stMost Avoided: 1,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,115thLargest Black Market: 2,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,321stHighest Crime Rates: 2,528thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,955thHighest Average Incomes: 3,566thFattest Citizens: 3,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,320thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,614thLargest Retail Industry: 6,049thMost Secular: 6,275thNudest: 7,585thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,610thMost Armed: 8,900thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,960thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,967thRudest Citizens: 10,686thLargest Governments: 11,046thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,200thHighest Economic Output: 11,432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,869thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,227thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,464th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, there is a thriving underground gay scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".

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