The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.535 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion Hourglasses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,309 Hourglasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 292,604^th in the world and 126^th in Equestria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.34 law-abiding acts per hour.