The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Time Turner with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.843 billion Dr Hoovesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,639 trillion Hourglasses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 419,079 Hourglasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, belief that Time Turner is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 3,618^th in the world and 2^nd in Equestria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 141,229.93 Standard Monetary Units.