The Also-sleeper-but-not-hawk of Dr Dank is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.023 billion Dank Memes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The Dank economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,031 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Shrek is a protected species, organ donation is compulsory, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Dr Dank City. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Dr Dank's national animal is the Shrek.

Dr Dank is ranked 22,247^th in the world and 1^st in The Pirate Bay for Largest Populations, with 18.0 billion capita.