The Best Dressed Chicken in Town of Dr Alimantado is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.819 billion Dr Alimantadoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Dr Alimantadoan economy, worth 248 trillion Ones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,613 Ones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, extreme political groups are outlawed, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Alimantado's national animal is the Love, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dr Alimantado is ranked 48,417^th in the world and 1^st in Machu Picchu for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.