| Population | 1.648 billion |
| Capital | Adamsburg |
| Leader | Trillian |
| Faith | Arthurism |
| Currency | Florin |
| Animal | Turtle |
The Colony of Douglania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trillian with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.648 billion Douglanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamsburg. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Douglanian economy, worth 187 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,904 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, edutainment video games are taking Douglania's students to the next level, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown. Douglania's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Arthurism.
Douglania is ranked 2,782nd in the world and 1st in Empires Forever United for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 101.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Douglania, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in
Douglania, edutainment video games are taking Douglania's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in
Douglania, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in
Douglania, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in
Douglania, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in
Douglania, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
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Douglania, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
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Douglania was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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Douglania, child support loans with high interest rates are available in Douglanian banks.
- : Following new legislation in
Douglania, auditors are gutting every governmental department.

















































