The Matriarchy of Dough Minion of Msdeeyore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Msdeeyore with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.049 billion Dough Minion of Msdeeyore's Minions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dough Minion City. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient a Minion of Msdeeyore economy, worth a remarkable 4,856 trillion Cookies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,247 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dough Minion of Msdeeyore's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Msdeeyoreism.

Dough Minion of Msdeeyore is ranked 96,106^th in the world and 48^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.47 kickbacks per hour.