The Woodhouse Sanctum of Doubloon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.25 billion Doubloonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Doubloonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,167 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, bicyclists are banned from major roads, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doubloon's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doubloon is ranked 77,016^th in the world and 1^st in Piracy for Most Primitive, scoring 32.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.