Double Jump is building a zombie empire due to a zombie incursion but would otherwise be attempting to exterminate zombies with military force.
| People: | 6,929,689 |
| Zombies: | 749,003,261 |
| Dead: | 403,034,896 |
| Survival Rate: | 0.60% |
The Matriarchy of Double Jump is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 756 million genderbenders, 749 million of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sex Reassignmenttopia. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant genderbent economy, worth 19.7 trillion Estrogens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 17,009 Estrogens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the green glow is a sign of clean energy, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Double Jump Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Double Jump's national animal is the Part of Granny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Double Jump is ranked 53,479th in the world and 69th in Declansburg for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 664.26 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Double Jump's influence in Declansburg rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 3 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 5 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 3 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 7 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 8 million survivors.
- : Double Jump was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Constitutional Monarchy of Eternal Imperium of Aetheris, infecting 4 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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The Dlheihíhei'a Eghenakentehi of Soantrias was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Double Jump, killing 8 million zombies.