The MT Army Museum of Dort33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 28.502 billion Dort33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dort33ian economy, worth 757 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,589 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dort33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dort33 is ranked 130,262^nd in the world and 1^st in Dortmund for Largest Governments, scoring 13.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.