The Principality of Dorcelessness is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 4.025 billion Dorcelessnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The Dorcelessnessian economy, worth 169 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,132 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorcelessness's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dorcelessness is ranked 211,545^th in the world and 474^th in Alliance of Storage Power for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 50 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.