The Narcissistic Handsome Fellas of DOOMSLAYERS is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dominus the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.672 billion Doomslayers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Doomslarian economy, worth 542 trillion SKULLS a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,945 SKULLS, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, everyone is absolutely thrilled to see Dominus the Great, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOOMSLAYERS's national animal is the THE 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SATAN, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Great Holy Dominus-ism.

DOOMSLAYERS is ranked 295,255^th in the world and 18^th in Hells Lounge for Least Corrupt Governments, with 48.2 percentage of bribes refused.