The Protectorate of Doomboyss is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10 million Doomboyssians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The strong Doomboyssian economy, worth 546 billion The skulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,674 The skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Doomboyss's national animal is the Skull hound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Doomboyss is ranked 102,484^th in the world and 4^th in The Kaiserreich for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,239.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.