The Dook-dookdom of Dook wold is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Dook-dook Nahida with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.725 billion dook wolders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of court of Nahida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The large but inefficient dook wolder economy, worth 250 trillion thalers a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,690 thalers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dook wold's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the Maarga.

Dook wold is ranked 48,406^th in the world and 8^th in Pirate Paradise for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.