The Undemocratic Not-Republic of Donys is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.847 billion Donysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Donysian economy, worth 412 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,619 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, Leader is the self-declared God of all Donys, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, and Donysians have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime is moderate. Donys's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Donys is ranked 197,760^th in the world and 7^th in True Hydra Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.