The Kingdom of Donkey toes is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.27 billion Donkey toesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Donkey toesian economy, worth 59.6 trillion lunacies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,951 lunacies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,605 per year while the poor average 2,943, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Donkey toes's national animal is the donkey toes, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Donkey toes is ranked 305,774^th in the world and 7^th in Ethensia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 448.59 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.