The Caliphate of Donestia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mazena IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.094 billion Donestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Donestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Rials a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,636 Rials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 645,196 per year while the poor average 52,014, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Donestians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit", fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donestia's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Donestia is ranked 273,306^th in the world and 5,176^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 8.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.