The People's State of Donechchyna is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Premier Volodymyr Zamana with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.728 billion Donechchynans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kramatorsk. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Donechchynan economy, worth 283 trillion hryvnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,971 hryvnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Premier Volodymyr Zamana has just been declared ruler of Donechchyna in an international press conference, Eastern Orthodoxy has been named as Donechchyna's national religion, the 'sing-a-long with Premier Volodymyr Zamana' album is a popular souvenir, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donechchyna's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Donechchyna is ranked 97,047^th in the world and 6^th in Ukraine for Most Patriotic, with 15.39 flags saluted per person per day.