The Teachings of Don Jake is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.673 billion Don Jakeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The Don Jakean economy, worth 100 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,529 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Don Jake's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Don Jake is ranked 112,419^th in the world and 1,678^th in eta for Most Secular, with 17.24 Atheism Rate.