
| Population | 2.499 billion |
| Capital | Magna Terra |
| Leader | Thor Olaf Odinson |
| Faith | Path of the Old Gods |
| Currency | Talon |
| Animal | Hawk |
The Ӿ Neo-Hyperborean Empire Ӿ of Dominion Militia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thor Olaf Odinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.499 billion Dominion Militians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Terra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.
The thriving Dominion Militian economy, worth 175 trillion Talons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 70,301 Talons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,336 per year while the poor average 7,607, a ratio of 47.1 to 1.
More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, straitjackets are a common religious garb, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dominion Militia's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Path of the Old Gods.
Dominion Militia is ranked 130,445th in the world and 2nd in Barbarian Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,234 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dominion Militia agreed to construct embassies between Barbarian Empire and Anti emoji cat World.
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Dominion Militia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
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Dominion Militia, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
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Dominion Militia, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
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Dominion Militia, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
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Dominion Militia, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
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Dominion Militia, the only women behind bars are barmaids.
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Dominion Militia, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
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Dominion Militia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
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Dominion Militia, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.






