The Queendom of Dominica Roseau is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 21.186 billion Dominica Roseauans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Dominica Roseauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,085 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dominica Roseau's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dominica Roseau is ranked 129,157^th in the world and 1^st in Roseau for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.