The Warszawianka Rzeczpospolita of Dometea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Andrzej Duda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.488 billion Dometeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dometean economy, worth 183 trillion Federals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,927 Federals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dometea has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Dometean Moonshine", most citizens in Dometea are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dometea's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Dometea is ranked 32,649^th in the world and 3^rd in The Region of Warsaw for Most Beautiful Environments, with 806.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.