The Queen's State of Dom Joao VI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.888 billion Dom Joao VIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Dom Joao VIian economy, worth 477 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,873 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military spending is on the increase, and Dom Joao VI has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dom Joao VI's national animal is the deer.

Dom Joao VI is ranked 105,763^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Protector for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.04 kickbacks per hour.