The Colony of Doitt is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 10.85 billion Doittians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Doittian economy, worth 891 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,126 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to Doitt are microchipped and must be escorted by a Doittian soldier - even to the bathroom, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the entire entry for Doitt in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doitt's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doitt is ranked 105,609^th in the world and 1^st in Hotel California for Safest, scoring 81.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.