The Republic of Doge Garrison 83 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-working population of 3.677 billion Doge Garrison 83ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The Doge Garrison 83ian economy, worth 154 trillion francs a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,065 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is moderate. Doge Garrison 83's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Doge Garrison 83 is ranked 186,526^th in the world and 1^st in Ladanvia for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.