The Republic of Doge Garrison 183 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 1.618 billion Doge Garrison 183ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The Doge Garrison 183ian economy, worth 72.2 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,609 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Harry Potter books are banned, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 183's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Doge Garrison 183 is ranked 202,466^th in the world and 2^nd in imperial fascist compact league for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.62 law-abiding acts per hour.