The Holy Empire of Doge 35 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Doge XXXV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.259 billion Doge 35ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Ridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The powerhouse Doge 35ian economy, worth 392 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,014 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,516 per year while the poor average 12,004, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Political shows are fit for purpose, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, bedknobs and broomsticks are often seen flying through the air, and the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge 35's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doge 35 is ranked 226,633^rd in the world and 10^th in DogeLand for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.55 percentage of bribes refused.