The Holy Empire of Doge 34 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Doge XXXIV with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.232 billion Doge 34ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of David's River. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The all-consuming Doge 34ian economy, worth 387 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 91,334 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge 34's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doge 34 is ranked 210,955^th in the world and 6^th in DogeLand for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.99 percentage of bribes refused.